welcome to

lavart

Eventually in life you find your own level. I appear to have found mine. Who needs a million-pound 18 karat gold pan in your toilet when you can have… lavart. 

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This is a lav where you can contemplate the complicated matrix of possibilities of growing your business. Apparently, this company is very good at it. Have you a lav where you wish to give your staff a thrill while spending a pee…nny?

art house

What happens when you have had a drink, nature calls and you join the queue. These days there are queues everywhere, the Sistine Chapel, the Louvre or, my favourite, the National Gallery in London. What was your favourite queue?

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Did this art really feature in the lav of this exhibition?

And how did this art get on the wall?

What next? Graffiti on your lav wall? When will it ever end?